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Eric Filipkowski

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2 Dumb Dinos is an irreverent, but affectionate, take on the long tradition of the classic newspaper funny page strips.

2024

Eric Filipkowski, et al.

Eric Filipkowski, Nathan Hamill (Illustrator)

Stories

Eric Filipkowski
in
MuddyUm

An Ode To The Lowly Junk Drawer

Not just a place for junk

4 min readApr 20, 2024

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a junk drawer containing, scissors, tape and a rubber band ball amongst other items.

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Eric Filipkowski
in
The Haven

Can I Trust Burger King With My Heart?

What it’s like to be in an adult relationship with a fast food restaurant

3 min readMar 27, 2024

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5

A curly haired teen boy in cool clothessits casually in the cutout of a crown

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5

Eric Filipkowski
in
MuddyUm

The Airtight Case Against Dr. Munroe

Or should I call him, “Dr. Gaslight?”

4 min readMar 16, 2024

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3

2 hands stretching a blue plastic doctor’s glove over the other hand.

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3

Eric Filipkowski
in
MuddyUm

The Definitive Ranking Of Fast Food Restaurants

Don’t argue

6 min readFeb 9, 2024

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A man in regular clothes with a clown wig and painted face holds a cardboard sign that says “Life is a fucking circus.”

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Eric Filipkowski
in
MuddyUm

How Is Chipotle In Business?

I actually researched this one

3 min readFeb 2, 2024

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a piece of fried chicken getting peppered in a basket.

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Eric Filipkowski
in
Mac O’Clock

CONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS

4 min readJan 27, 2024

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2

A tall man in a mustard-colored shirt walks into a door with a VR headset on.

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2

Eric Filipkowski
in
Human Parts

Fast Times At The Near-Death Hotel

My varying degrees of success with open-heart surgeries

4 min readJan 24, 2024

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A diagram of a patient’s cardiovascular system sketched on glass by a surgeon.

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Eric Filipkowski
in
MuddyUm

Affirmative Action Gone Berserk?

by Skyler Filipkowski (Age 6)

3 min readDec 16, 2023

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A green lizard-likemonster in a green business suit and yellow shirt

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Eric Filipkowski
in
MuddyUm

What A Marvelous Age We Live In!

We have truly mastered death

3 min readOct 21, 2023

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an AI-generated picture of an old woman in a wheelchair.

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Eric Filipkowski
in
MuddyUm

Your Favorite Band And/Or Musical Artist

You say it's your favorite, but is it really?

5 min readOct 8, 2023

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A three-piece rock combo jamming out in funky clothes.

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2

Eric Filipkowski

Eric Filipkowski

Book Author

One of the lowest-rated writers on the site. Marfan Syndrome/stroke survivor comedy Writer — South Park, SpongeBob, Skizzleplex, 2 Dumb Dinos.

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